n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.
A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.
by Srztanjur October 5, 2009
Get the Subway Stalagmitemug. Friend 1: “Hey man you got something on your face.”
Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”
Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”
by stiltmaster August 29, 2022
Get the subway cumshotmug. A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.
Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
by Pubestache September 16, 2016
Get the Subway Workermug. The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
Get the The Subway Testmug. The act of fucking some random slut inside a tractor tire while it rolls down the street. After you go beast mode and blow a huge load "man-naise" inside her rancid cunt, you throw her out and say "I appreciate you".
My buddy Tim G. gave LaTimba The Marshawn Subway last night on Vine Street. She said "It's always good to be appreciated".
by Rodney Biff January 17, 2021
Get the The Marshawn Subwaymug. by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
Get the Subway Simpmug. by epic slut October 19, 2008
Get the subway armsmug.