Shannon

A good and quiet person, most people with the name Shannon are short.

Hey Shannon why are you so quiet?

by TheBEAST1781 May 2, 2019

Shannon

A guy who loves to steal your money and has a lot of acne on his face. He likes to do stupid crap with his friends for attention. Will fall for casual fun with any girl. Shannon's also have a long history of simping even though the term simp was only created in 2020.

Guy: Omg my wallet is missing again
John: it was probably Shannon.

by StuCow September 5, 2020

Shannon

A word used by two stupid idiots as an inside joke over the course of many years

More like... Shannon

by RealPinwheel May 14, 2020

Shannon

A person who has big ta tas

That girl is a shannon

by Nuthouser January 2, 2021

Shannon

Someone who places a large penis strap on themselves and puts it in the area of a Josh and Matt

I got Shannon'd on shipping.

by Nightfury421 October 3, 2020

Shannon

She might look like a beautiful and sweet, caring person, but they're a total whore and sleeps with every guy possible, claiming she's pan

She's hot!
Eww no that's Shannon

by FuckMeInTheAssWithYourThickCok June 18, 2017

Shannon

A complete bitch with no friends or life

Girl 1:uhhh Shannon’s coming
Girl 2:she is a bitch

by Chicken leg piece December 31, 2019