Possum snot

used when wanting to describe something exceptionally awesome

Your new kicks are totally possum snot!

by S dawgy dawg July 6, 2009

Possum Turd

Possum Turd: A small cigar.

Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!

by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008

possum flogging

Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.

Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!

by Two-Bits January 9, 2009

Ugly Possum

Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.

Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.

by FesterFesterChildMolestr August 16, 2011

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

by dafilterfish October 11, 2011

keylime possum

A strippers Musky virgina after an entire shift of vigorous pole dancing and excessive sweating that has been unsuccessfully covered up with an extra douse of French hooker perfum resulting in a sweet but excessively tangy smell

Damn Russ that girl's got one hell of a keylime possum.

That smells like a keylime possum.

by Window licker February 12, 2014

First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011