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pole smoking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.
by kirby April 21, 2004
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pole dancing

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.
that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.
by call me joe January 21, 2003
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pole action

A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.

Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.
His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action
by PhilBrown June 23, 2007
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pole strap

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 2, 2010
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Pole Pals

When girls have slept with the same guys on different occasions.
Are you serious, you slept with Mike too. You know that makes you and Cady pole pals!
by COLORADOMILLION August 31, 2011
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packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.
John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.
by Teek1247 June 14, 2017
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pole jam

a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.
i found a wicked pole jam and pole jammed it 5th try!
by viciousk March 11, 2009
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