brobdingnagian ostrich

A nickname given to someone who is so oustandingly weird that they are alpha.

"woah, did you see thay guy over there."
"yea, thats brobdingnagian ostrich. he is the fucking alpha, dont mess with him."

by Parthasarathy3 May 1, 2021

Ostriching

The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".

The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.

by SatiricalFox November 15, 2022

Ostriching

When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.

The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .

by Killitandgrillit August 10, 2015

Ostrich

Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly

This is an ostrich

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems

I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?

by Brygan January 27, 2024

Ostriching

*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.

E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me

by LucasChu May 27, 2017

Ostriched

One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.

This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.

by _Anti_Freeze_ July 24, 2021