Lotion

The thing people put on their hands to wank off with

I put lotion on my hands to wank off to my friend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024

Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.

Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.

by ITG11 July 7, 2016

Lotion

A pale white girl that is out of place in a predominantly black or Hispanic neighborhood.

Look at lotion over there, she must be lost.

by Slize November 22, 2021

lotionable

when ur ashy so u need to add lotion

antonio: ou mary is lotionable asf rn

by lolol638478274 September 19, 2022

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

lotion

some you dry, ashy legs ass mfs need

ty:bro you ashy asf yo knees are crying for some lotion

ashy knee niggas: damn

by luvfor._.tyy May 1, 2022

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025