Skip to main content

Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.
OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!
by REV G March 26, 2023
mugGet the Sarah's Haunted Housemug.

The haunting of the Honda

A story that explains about a horrific accident, the protagonist was driving his Chrysler minivan at the narrow and winding roads near the perseverance landfill in Grenada, while he was caught up in a slow traffic, he noticed a white Honda fit behind him, and the driver wasn’t paying attention, but he was watching some gross nasty gay porn or whatever, he was indulging in self pleasure, he was so distracted that he collided into the protagonist, and the other cars and then he flew over a cliff and plunged into a lagoon
The Haunting Of The Honda

One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
mugGet the The haunting of the Hondamug.

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu
If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu
mugGet the If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housumug.

haunting

When someone's ghosting on somebody else, but still is in the other person's life occasionally.
Girl 1: This guy I met a few months ago just dissapeared and stopped talking to me.

Girl 2: Ugh, I hate it guys, who just stard ghosting you randomly.
Girl 1: But the weird thing is, he still likes my instagram pictures!
Girl 2: Actually, I think he's haunting you!
by itsvictoriabitch May 5, 2018
mugGet the hauntingmug.
Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
mugGet the Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"mug.

Haunting

When a person that is ghosting someone, occasionally starts liking social media pictures or posts out of nowhere. It's actually ruder than ghosting. First coined by Mamrie Hart on This Might Get... Excused.
Lisa's been haunting me ever since she ghosted me. What's her deal?
by alkestro April 24, 2018
mugGet the Hauntingmug.

Share this definition