this is when a man and woman enthusiastically consent to have anal sex, but the man realizes he is attracted to males half way through and gets soft, immediately having to figure out how to exit the situation.
hey steven, last night with erica i had a vermont turnaround and realized how much i wanna fuck you.
by kalelover666 October 4, 2021

☆ people who were born in Vermont or lived there for a significant length of time
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall
by I_am_the_walrus. March 23, 2023

Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.
avi: what do you have planned after school?
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
by Boioioing January 9, 2024

When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.
by LG633 July 21, 2024
