Vermont Hunting

Waste of time

Vermont Hunting deer season

by bob greggery November 10, 2010

Vermont Lover

Someone who is secretly crazy.

"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"

"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"

by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020

Vermont

Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.

avi: what do you have planned after school?

Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?

Avi: omg not without me

by Boioioing January 9, 2024

Vermont Briss

When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.

No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.

by BKpaw July 15, 2024

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024