ass-twitching

An uncomfortable and/or embarrassing emotional experience caused by observing another person's actions or witnessing an awkward situation caused by another person's actions.

He tried to get up three time to tell her that he still loved her. Unfortunately, he was too drunk. Finally her new boyfriend helped him into a cab. It was really ass-twitching.

Did you watch his latest video blog post -- the one where he talked about his childhood? He really opened up; but the part about him wetting the bed until he was 19 made my ass-twitch a little.

by kallena May 4, 2010

twitch of the misquito

A rare sexual disease among men with small penises. This disease causes men to jerk & jizz uncontrollably during sex, this is very unpleasureable. And EVERYONE hates the twitch of the misquito.

"Dawg, Did you hear about Dave? His woman left him because of his small wang & the "the twitch of the misquito".

by SAT! June 17, 2009

twitch hunt

A hate campaign conducted on Twitter, usually against someone who has offended the left-liberal establishment.

Stephen Fry led a twitch hunt against the journalist Jan Moir after her article in the Daily Mail.

by Damon Thomson June 4, 2011

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

Bitch Twitch

A very twitchy man that is used as a tool for sex in jail.

"Hey you bitch twitch, stop twitchin and get working me."

by Cater June 23, 2006

curtain twitching

Female masturbation

Emma enjoyed an evening of curtain twitching.

by EmmaCrawford March 10, 2014

Inmans twitch

The brisk staccato, buttock clenched walk to the toilet when one is attempting to prevent turtle egress.From the gait adopted by 70's sitcome actor John Inman

Out me way!, I've got the Inmans twitch, it looks like I'm gonna be building a log cabin.

by Mr Pecker puffing gaymund September 26, 2008