Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

muffler lungs

Being able to inhale a large quanity of smoke (pipe, blunt, joint,or a bong) then swallows the smoke without chocking or coughing on the smoke

Person 1:Hit this shit bruh.

Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

Motor city muffler

Putting a washcloth in betweens ones ass cheeks while in shower to deaden the sound and smell of an oncoming fart while your soon to be sexual partner is in close proximty or in same bathromm as s
aid person .

Jerry was in shower after a night of eating white castles aa he waa washing up getting ready for some hot sex he gave himself a motor city muffler so jessica couldnt hear or smell his horrible gas from those little tasty sliders.

by Detroit dikhead August 19, 2025

muffler vibrator

When you fart while some is eating your ass, you make their lips vibrate on your butthole.

Katie was talking too much so I gave her a muffler vibrator.

by Nikki N Curtis September 18, 2020

Muffler

A very loosely rolled blunt with a open mouth piece for maximum air wave "big hits".

Did you roll that blun?. Yes be careful how you hit it it's a muffler.

by PTDubb February 29, 2020

Cuck Muffler

A person or object that makes sure the cuck remains quiet.

Teddy used a Cuck Muffler to silence his moans while watching his wife Tammy fuck his best friend Greg.

by Trapholebitch June 9, 2022