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Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.
Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.
by dqb18 May 21, 2014
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Woo Monday

A phrase coined Robert Taylor and Jono Pryor from the Rock 90.2fm in New Zealand.

This phrase is used to create a sense of excitement about the much maligned day of the week know as Monday.
DJ: What do you like about Monday?
Caller: Woo Monday.

DJ: :)
by Rock listener June 9, 2011
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Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy
Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?
by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015
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Monday Mudslide

The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."

Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011
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Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.
Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
by specialkk47 December 5, 2011
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margarita monday

The tradition of having a party every monday night in preparation of preparing for Tipsy Tuesday and a common cure for Office Space's "case of the mondays."
Margarita Mondays, The best way to forget Monday ever happened.
by hydrosan March 30, 2010
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Mush Monday

First day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. Typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a Mush Monday
Chris grab me another beer!!! I have already called in sick for work tomorrow. There is really no sense in going. After 48 hours of drinking it would just be another Mush Monday.
by somechic July 27, 2009
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