apology letter

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.
(Verb) Declaration of intentions.
(Veb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?" "OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!" "Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent."

by Not a lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

The Letter D

It's a fucking letter, mongaloid.

"You don't know what the letter D is? No fucking wonder didn't make it pass year 2, you mug."

by Kip Nan Winkie September 1, 2022

letter inception

Letter inception is when you make a letter out of that same letter like L

L

L

L

L L L L

Don't rub out my letter inception

by Thethrowaway12 March 13, 2021

the letter 9

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallow.

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallowed is called the letter 9

by Killerboy 52 Milton February 23, 2017

Onion letter

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.

Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.

by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022