apology letter

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

the letter 9

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallow.

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallowed is called the letter 9

by Killerboy 52 Milton February 23, 2017

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.
(Verb) Declaration of intentions.
(Veb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?" "OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!" "Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent."

by Not a lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

letter inception

Letter inception is when you make a letter out of that same letter like L

L

L

L

L L L L

Don't rub out my letter inception

by Thethrowaway12 March 13, 2021

The Letter D

It's a fucking letter, mongaloid.

"You don't know what the letter D is? No fucking wonder didn't make it pass year 2, you mug."

by Kip Nan Winkie September 1, 2022

letterize Them

When someone in your life becomes so insignificant that you don’t even use their name; you only use their initials when speaking about them

I cringe when I say their name it’s time we letterize them.

by Shanalan April 19, 2019

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022