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matilda incident

when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.
Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).
by edrop November 21, 2021
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Lucas Grant Incidents

Lucas Incidents:
Rotten Fish Locker Incident, Expired Yogurt Bath Incident, Chewed Gum Collection Incident, Sewer Water Balloon Incident, Dead Rat in Desk Incident, Mystery Brown Stain Incident, Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident, Tooth in Soup Incident, Raw Egg in Pocket Incident, Expired Meat Under Pillow Incident, Toenail Sandwich Incident, Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, Earwax Candle Incident, Rotten Milk Sock Incident, Mystery Hairball in Locker Incident, Bathroom Flooding Incident, Moldy Bread Face Mask Incident, Boiled Sock Water Incident, Random Toe Sucking Incident, Unflushed Surprise Incident.
"Lucas Grant Incidents was a nightmare, from the Rotten Fish Locker Incident and Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident to the stomach-turning Toenail Sandwich Incident. The horror peaked with the Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, the Earwax Candle Incident, and the truly infamous Unflushed Surprise Incident—a day that scarred everyone involved."
by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025
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Ishowspeed Meat Incident

ishowspeed meat incident is an incident where ishowspeed showed his meat to his audience.
by electroencephallographically August 15, 2024
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May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.
Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?
by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023
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Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
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Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents

The place where you report problematic editors in Wikipedia for community review. Hellish, but functional. Often shortened as WP:ANI.
I go to Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents for my daily dose of drama.
by Yoostery November 18, 2023
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Cup Incident

An instance of sex where a male cums inside of a cup, and then the female drinks the contents of the cup.
Let's commit a cup incident tonight!
by Da bread April 29, 2024
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