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Haunted by your past

The feeling of pain when ever you see that thing/person that never goes away you can’t ask everyone to not talk about because that thing is still apart of there life
The definition or defined word of haunted by your past is horrible don’t do stupid shit.
I hurt her and now I can’t stop see her every were I go.
Another word like this is guilt it eats you up inside.
by Nooooo your not perfect August 20, 2022
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Haunted

X person: what's your fav taylor swift song?

Some cool person: i love haunted sm, it has my whole heart.
by ilovenicknelson April 25, 2022
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the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory

the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory are haunted houses in akron, ohio.
Jeff: Hey have you went to the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory
cool kid: heck yeah
by DinoBEE October 21, 2022
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haunted cave

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.
Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?
by SharkoftheredseaTTV May 22, 2022
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
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Haunt

That guy is a haunt
by Haunt October 19, 2021
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