Dave

used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch

You're such a Dave today!

by brothers 1 and 10 August 13, 2011

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!?
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by Momoshiggens March 18, 2009

Daveed

A fetish of the saggy tits, someone who is turned on by old wrinkly boobs and vagina.

One who watches old people Porn... is someone who probally has a Daveed fetish...

by Herald Lee Large March 1, 2009

Dave

Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.

Me:'Oi Dave come here'
Matt: 'Okay'

Texts...
Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x'
Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'

by Sophie-Dave August 19, 2009

Dave

Dave (the dutchess of Babylon) is a man who is autistic and is a free spirited dildo loving fag. T Not much to say about this man, sometimes he leaves us speechless by his actions and things that he says. But that’s why we love him bc he’s just Dave

Guy: hey who tf is that fag and why is autistic
Guy #2: oh that’s just Dave he’s fine

by Bigsexyvinny December 2, 2022

Dave

Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it.

ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.

Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!

by Jessiemonstar December 26, 2020

dave’s

dave’s is literally wendy’s but better. wendy didn’t do crap. PERIOD.

dave’s is so much better
wendy didn’t do crap

by hansyddave August 7, 2020