Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown

Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy

by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023

Crock pottin

To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.

Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.

by Jbw0231 June 25, 2019

Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.

Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.

by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

Crock of Shame

Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.

We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning

by CamShaft February 13, 2023

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Crock juice

The female ejaculation during squirting at time of orgasm (the liquid)

The Croc juice is scientifically proven to be heart healthy yet more addictive than heroin! Driving from. name Crockett ... C rock & the juice that is in the vagina during ejaculation... squirting. Crock juice

by Crockett, aimee lynne ....1Hip November 5, 2020