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Mr. Chang

Mr. Chang is a 31 year old pedo science teacher. The most awkward and retarded person I've ever met.
by Big Asian Hobo January 25, 2020
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Dirty Change

When a person pays a hooker more than they charge they will receive "Dirty Change".
The hooker charged me $150 and I gave her $200 so I got back $50 in Dirty Change
by spartanfan1 December 2, 2011
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Change Donalds

The act of paying for McDonalds dollar menu items with purley coinage.
"Yo man you wanna hit up some McDonalds?"

"Sorry man I've got no cash money."

"Well just grab some change out of my car, we'll hit up Change Donalds. Ya know what I mean!"
by John Anigav February 24, 2010
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chang kuan

by NiggerGid December 26, 2017
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gankin change

The art of acquiring another person's or businesses property without trading currency or object for its value
I was gankin change earlier today that's how I got all this free shit.
by Batcat69 September 9, 2019
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Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!
by swagattack789 November 21, 2017
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Gordon Chang

The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.
A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
by paul_j. November 26, 2019
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