Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

vegetarian cannibal

A person who swallows semen.

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”

by MadScientist1634 May 9, 2019

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Cannibate

Those weird ass cannibal aliens from Season 3 Episode 24 of the twilight zone.

Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!

by MavF14A April 8, 2019

Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.

Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!

by peanutismint July 14, 2011

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022