by norman157 January 10, 2017

“Hey man, can you show me your bork real quick?”
“Every time I see you, you’re borking all over the place.”
“Do you have a New Year’s Borkalution this bork?”
“Every time I see you, you’re borking all over the place.”
“Do you have a New Year’s Borkalution this bork?”
by The Borkmeister February 29, 2024

Very heavy tri sexual virgin male, who likes to skinny dip and call in sick to work to jerk the ween, possible up to 8 hours non stop.
by Goat writer December 9, 2021

by agirlwithnames October 9, 2019

Bork is a common word used communication by Boyos, like a word for “hi”, “how are you doing”, or “bye”.
by N8398L December 7, 2024

Sentences for definition 1
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."
by mentalkid123 June 6, 2018

That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.
Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.
Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.
The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.
Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.
The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"
"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
