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barber

cool; heat; awesome; swag; above other(s); drip

seeing something that is super well put together, well thought out, or an expression
Ruby: damn his outfits hella tight, look how nicely it’s put together!

Tierney: forreal that shits barber asf
by Tierbey August 14, 2021
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Barberism

The Barberism Religion is a sacred religion, consisting of devotees to worshipping Lord Barber. Lord Barber is a man of intellect worth a religion to himself, therefore we needed him in the dictionary. Founded by Chrishan K, we must all be Barberists.
Chrishan K- 'Barberism, Barber forever'
Pranav- What are you talking about Chrishan?
Chrishan K- Don't worry, soon you will be a Barberist too.
by THE BARBERISTS February 12, 2021
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g'd your barber

When your genitalia smells like the b82
Damn yo, who just g'd your barber
by Jimbles nontronbo March 28, 2014
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Kahlee Maraea Barber

The happiest woman in the world, with her king Daniel by her side
She sat on his cock, and became forever his queen. Mrs Kahlee Maraea Barber to you now
by BLOWJOBQUEEN87 May 31, 2022
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Barber

Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.
Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.

Bob:never trust a barber man.
by Beesofbag September 3, 2022
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the barber

A guy who likes to fuck up beautiful girls lives
He is the barber of all time
by Oibo March 7, 2017
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Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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