Michael Barone

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.

Michael Barone Is a fat orangutan

by U adopted June 9, 2022

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Baron Bitchalot

A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.

Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?

Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Baron Brains

When you’re too smart for the world. Top notch smartness than no one can compare to

I wouldn’t have even thought of that! She really has Baron Brains

by Minnnnnnn- February 12, 2024

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by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

SOLO BARON 2.0

Solo baron 2.0 is a master piece of an video, in the video you can see darius solo killing baron in league of legends. This video has helped many people and saved plenty of lives.

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by ilovesolobaron September 24, 2019

Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024