Trader

An omnipotent eternal gimp, having almost no bounds of gimpness

Man I wish I wasn't a fucking trader.

by Trey August 15, 2003

Auto Trader

A free magazine often located in petrol garages across the UK. Homeless, sad or obese people with nothing better to do read these. A common theme associated with this is the Best clan whacking off to cars rating them so highly and remarking on their fine bodywork and good looking interior.

Wow. That fat obese emo Martin Best is picking up another Auto Trader magazine!

by ClagnutSam October 24, 2007

trader joes

When two gay guys fart in each others mouths and then make out.

Look at those dudes, they just did the trader joes.

by big man g June 10, 2009

Traderade

The nastiest beverage ever created by man kind.

Person Number One: "This drink tastes like fuck. Did someone shit in it?"

Person Number Two: "No- its just Traderade!"

by Detective Fingerling January 2, 2009

Traderape

In a fantasy sports league, one sophisticated and knowledgeable participant takes advantage of a more naive participant by making a trade which is far more beneficial to the former.

Want to make a trade?
No! You totally traderaped me last season!
I didn't traderape you! I gave you Vick for Adrian Peterson.
You didn't tell me Michael Vick was in prison.

by LongLiveElCunado June 28, 2011

trader hoes

a freshman friend group that is now dead

look! there are the trader hoes

by cowrobot April 14, 2021

Good Trader

Katie Svensen

I only trade with good traders.

by Queen of the My Little Ponies October 5, 2003