carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10

That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents

by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016

tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

by boppa23 February 3, 2018

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

Tent trailer

A shitty camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car like a couple of homeless people or get a tent trailer?

by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022

play tent

to pull the sheets up over one's partner's head after passing gas while in bed

H: Hey, wanna play tent?

*insert flatulence sound*
W: Ugh! Yuck! Great, now I need my shirt mask.

by 4ags2b July 8, 2011

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

Tummy tent

A condition caused by overindulgence of food. Primary symptom: protruding gut making it impossible to tuck in ones shirt in the front.

Dude, I just finished my 3rd bowl of chili and now I've got a tummy tent to show for it!

by Lstauff January 8, 2017