Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.

Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt

by jillstobbs_ April 18, 2018

Teddies 🧸

An amazing fandom made by the hot tiktoker nickaustin. Teddies are kind, loving, sweet, recpectful, and so much more. 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸

Person one:yo what is Nick Austin's fandom called?
Person 2:teddies 🧸

by Nickaustin_tiktokfan🧸 February 26, 2021

Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.

Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?

by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022

Teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's ankles from under them. Named after Teddy Walker the victim of first Teddy takedown in 2014.

I'm gonna Teddy takedown that kid at lunch

by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008

Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.

Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.

by Nobbie April 27, 2010

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012