Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018

pulling a tango

When a CS:GO player takes too long to rotate and defuse the bomb, causing baits or the round to be lost.

Simon: Oh where is jack?
*Jack is still at long doors 30 seconds after the plant*
Dan: Looks like he is pulling a tango.

by Raged-Daniel March 19, 2016

Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.

My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?

by Rosie python March 11, 2022

Alan Tango

A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.

Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.

"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayze.

Khleo and his girl left early to do the "GENITAL TANGO"

by Kitty LMonroe October 16, 2020

The nanango tango

Shitting in your hand and having a wank while operating heavy machinery.

"Man you think your a crook cunt i saw kev out on the mud farm giving himself the nanango tango the other day"

by The weipa creeper June 29, 2022