taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

by KRHimself July 24, 2004

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Taking a trip to Palmdale

To masterbate. Popularized by good ol' Dr. Cox. Also, masterbating is the only thing worth doing in Palmdale.

Joey was lonely so he considered taking a trip to Palmdale

by psychomnkydragon July 27, 2006

Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

by Handballs April 12, 2009

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011