tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

Ambien Tweeting

-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.

“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr

by cryjustice June 12, 2018

Tweet Stealing

To take ones original tweet or tweets and claim as your own.

@PowerGotGame steals all of my tweets! @PowerGorGame is the king of tweet stealing!

by @BountyTooNasty on Twitter February 11, 2018

Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.

A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.

by IamHanFei January 18, 2021

dead tweet

When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)

"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."

by Syn Tempo May 3, 2021

Tweet Whore

One who tweets excessively throughout the day, i.e 2 or more tweets in half an hour.

"Your such a tweet whore, I had to unfollow you"

by TheCommuneHippy September 25, 2012