Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.

Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.

by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 7, 2025

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

Turquoise Tosser

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.

"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!

by NETransport November 17, 2020

Tosser

Usually an Australian definition meaning idiot, used like the word ‘dickhead’

You’re a fucken tosser mate, now piss off!

by Rig9669 January 8, 2018

Tosser

Wank

Joe : what a tosser

by PB420 September 11, 2018

Bell Tosser

A queer, or a man who likes men.

GABE: dude my brother called me a dick sucker and hurt my sexuality!

MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!

by Bill Wurtz July 21, 2020