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banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time
by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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Crust tosser

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.
That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!
by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023
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Tosser

Joe : what a tosser
by PB420 September 11, 2018
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Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.
That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.
by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016
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apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples
Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!
by Glarknok April 28, 2014
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Ring Tosser

A total tosser who shows you up at a carnival with ring toss infront of your girl
Fuck that ring tosser, they're just showing off
by Harriet crash Bandicoot April 24, 2025
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