Double Breasted Bed Thumper

A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.

Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!

DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!

*bags and grabs her*

(3 hours later...)

DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;

by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011

fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014

Trumped

Telling random people that they're fired for no reason.

Hey stranger! YOU'RE FIRED!

Looks like I just got Trumped.

by Barack Osama51 October 14, 2015

thumper

An M-79 grenade launcher or it's operator.

Talk to the Thumper about bombing them.

by skyewalker0803 September 23, 2013

trumped

1. To get the better of someone by using quick wit and clever humor.
2. Owned (see).

Your sorry ass just got trumped!

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

trumped

When Donald Trump releases your phone number or other personal info to the press.

Did you see the news? I got Trumped today and my cell is blowing up!

by bkrocket August 24, 2015

bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others

I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010