Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.
by Philip237 June 24, 2023
Get the The Dennison Theorymug. Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.
by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020
Get the The potato theorymug. When somone is in a relationship and one of them doesn’t like pepperoni on their pizza, so they give it to their partner who likes pepperoni.
Partner 1: “ugh I don’t like pepperoni on my pizza”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”
by forg1 December 19, 2022
Get the pepperoni theorymug. Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation
by Serbjon October 22, 2020
Get the Mutation theorymug. The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
by N.S2 February 19, 2023
Get the the poop theorymug. a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
Get the Merman Theorymug. by Feminine mine December 9, 2017
Get the The soup theorymug.