by Jellyfish_Juice November 3, 2018

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.
Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."
Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"
Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."
Dustin: "Awesome, man."
Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"
Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."
Dustin: "Awesome, man."
by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020

(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.
Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.
by Fire reaper January 17, 2018

vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
by imjoking December 10, 2018

by Moriah Elizabeth lover 327 May 9, 2022

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
