Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

testicular cancel

When you go to buy and you don’t it’s like doing but rather then continuing you just stop

Last night my mom walked in so I had to testicular cancel

by Fheibrbeoshfbfj August 10, 2021

Testicular Comogyny

The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds

The testicular comogyny was actually immaculate.

by DaddyDommy August 12, 2021

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 3, 2021

testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021

Dual Testicular Torsion

Good luck.....

OH FUCK I HAD DUAL TESTICULAR TORSION

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

Testicular sex incision

When a female can't make you cum and cuts open your sac and makes a incision to your balls to drain its juices into her mouth, or cuts the sac, rips the balls off and eats them.

Emily couldn't make Tyrone finish so she gave him a testicular sex incision.

by Jkjesser August 12, 2025