Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018
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testicular aids

Testicular Aids Is A Disease That Turns Your Nuts Lumpy And Infested By Black Spots
OH Shit Last Night I Caught Testicular Aids When I Pounded Terry's Mum
by TezzieFiddler May 8, 2018
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testicularity

strength, courage, having balls

antonym: ovarity, Pat Shurmer
Joe: "Dude, Check out that chick at the bar"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"

Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"
by Testicularus November 18, 2012
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Testicular Telepathy

1.(Scientific)

The moment you look at a fellow male and see him take testicular damage in any way, and you twist/straighten/move your body like you were the one taking the damage.

2.(Bro Code)
The moment you go '' UUuuuuuuuuuu'' when a homie gets hit in the dicc
*Sees a random guy get hit in the nuts*
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk bro that hurt, testicular telepathy hits hard
by DefinitelyNotRain June 16, 2022
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Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles
Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!
by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022
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testicular cancel

When you go to buy and you don’t it’s like doing but rather then continuing you just stop
Last night my mom walked in so I had to testicular cancel
by Fheibrbeoshfbfj August 10, 2021
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Testicular triad

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three
Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”
by Weeb.exe1 January 1, 2023
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