A feminine version of Skeletor of He Man/Masters of the Universe cartoon fame. Any skinny and unattractive or scarecrow-like white female. An SWF survivor of crack or crystal meth addiction.
Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Skelatrix . . with the methylated grill.
Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"
Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
Get the skelatrix mug.1. the act of being brusque or tactless, whether for the sake of humour when interacting with others who know of Suela or to effectively end a conversation/friendship with someone who is not in the know
2. someone who embodies these tactless or abrupt tendencies
2. someone who embodies these tactless or abrupt tendencies
1. Person A: "look at this text I just got. No punctuation or capitalization. It's kinda rude. She's being really suela today."
2. Person A: Let's head down, I just need to put on my shoes
(three seconds pass)
Suela: (impatiently) How hard is it to put on shoes?
2. Person A: Let's head down, I just need to put on my shoes
(three seconds pass)
Suela: (impatiently) How hard is it to put on shoes?
by r00str October 25, 2010
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skyelar roberts.
by i am not jacob roberts..at all August 6, 2011
Get the skyelar mug.Shela is everything, everywhere, all at once. The most beautifully complex being who, if you are fortunate enough for her universe to collide with yours, will birth entirely new dimensions you never knew existed. Shela can be described through limited vocabulary as pure love. Think of the duality of the yin-yang; the sun and moon, light and shadow, all equanimities and paradoxes in perfect balance, spiralling in an infinite helix of multi-dimensional expansion that the mere human brain cannot fathom, yet the concept loops upon itself with the most subtle simplicity manifested in her smile.
*Shela’s are perfectly paired with Kevin’s.
*Shela’s are perfectly paired with Kevin’s.
Person 1: “Whoa man… who is that stunner?!”
Person 2: “You mean that mind-blowing, body-shaking and soul-shattering woman? That’s Shela.”
Person 2: “You mean that mind-blowing, body-shaking and soul-shattering woman? That’s Shela.”
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by Qwerty April 20, 2004
Get the rrose sélavy mug.Ng Shelay is a woman who thinks she's aestetik and likes fucking with her dog called Ligma. She likes to ship unnecessary people as couples, for an example: Zy Tern x valen the ternfucker
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