The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
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When a woman who looks amazing from behind turns around and shuts down one's senses with her unanticipated hideousness.
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Get the Shia Surprise mug.Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat dance party.
Girl 1: I saw you getting kiss raped on the dance floor last night.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
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The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
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