Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

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hak-shing

A bully who wimps out when the object of their bullying fights back. A coward.

Little Johnny's parents told him to stand up for himself and fight back when he told his parents about how he was bulled at school by Bill. The next day his parents asked Johnny how it went. With his head held high Johnny replied, "It went great. Bill hak-shinged and started crying."

by JohnVisser January 10, 2010

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jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

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