bi staggered

when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.

girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.

by funnysistermate June 15, 2011

uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

by ddaman February 5, 2013

Skip Skraggles

To put off shaving too long (a month). Mind of a child (Skip) with the face of a bearded man (Skraggles). An idiot man child. Something silly to say in a funny voice when you're bored or need a quick cheap laugh.

Skip Skraggles is not growing a beard he just puts off shaving for too long. Skip Skraggles is a harmless person. Please leave Skip Skraggles alone he already has enough problems. Skip Skraggles doesn't mean any harm. Skip Skraggles is a mentally disabled person and/or autistic.

by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021

skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences

Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

by tiplicker May 10, 2023

chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

Three-Two Stagger

A 5 cup re-rack in beer pong in which cups are vertically aligned, with 3 on the left and 2 on the right. This rack is also referred to as the "D" or the "Swagger Stagger."

Tyler: Yo Trevor we need one more cup to get the three-two stagger. You need to make this.

Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)

Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance

Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER

by Swagger Staggaaa August 18, 2009

stragler

a hoe, or a dirty ass bitch.

Dat nasty bitch is a stragler.

by Nikko February 4, 2004