Stoner 

One who smokes mostly everyday, who doesnt care what anybody thinks of their beliefs, one who will go all day looking for money for a nic, and if they dont find the money, they will find a buddy who already has the bud!! One who thinks outside of the box and can go into details... more into details if they were high....

stonerrachel: you gunna toke up that shit or what bro?
stonernick: man im getting to it, but did u see that shit he just did(hes watching tv because hes so baked)
stonerrachel: well man... well... grabs some fritos... dude COME ON
stonernick: (passes slowly)
stonerrachel: HELLL YEA!!!!!!!!!
...... then it gets silent because rachel aint giving his bowl back BITCHES
btw im rachel n nick is my best buddd hes growing tons of weed in his room this very second

Stoner by imbakedxrachel March 8, 2008

Stoner 

Someone who is a loser. They are usually stupid but mostly due to the fact that they have smoked themselves that way. These people usually work a dead end job and dont amount to anything. They are usually moochers and somehow convince other people to do stuff/buy stuff for them. They need interventions because they cant function without pot.

See that stupid dude/chick? He/she's a stoner.
Bummer.

Stoner by Bobby mc queen April 13, 2008

Stoner 

Obnoxious, cowardly drug addicts who have decided that their lives are so boring and unexciting that they have to let it be ruled by a mostly illegal plant.

Stoners are among the most deluded people on the planet. Stoners believe that marijuana is not a drug, is not addictive, and has absolutely no negative effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that it's blatantly a drug and that they are blatantly addicted to it (they believe it defines them, hence the term "stoner") they are too dumb to notice this, and thus they abuse the drug until they've lost interest in sobriety. They believe that it is some kind of perfect substance that no-one can criticize. It certainly isn't perfect, and the lack of intelligence of most stoners is proof of this.

As well as pointlessly denying that they're all a bunch of annoying loser addicts who can't enjoy life without being constantly high, they also cry and whine incessantly when they are made fun online of or portrayed negatively in the media. The thing is, stoners do nothing to make themselves look good. Firstly, most stoners are criminals because marijuana is illegal throughout most of the world, and yet they deny this, as if they are above the law. And secondly, stoners make really lame excuses for their addiction, often hypocritically claiming that other addicts are worse than them just because marijuana is safer than other drugs. It's this attitude which makes people dislike them, and it makes it harder for people to accept the drug.

Stereotypes exist for a reason - and if you call yourself a stoner, you are calling yourself an addict. And smoking marijuana every day isn't cool, it's cowardly, weak and greedy. Being proud of it even worse. Many stoners actually celebrate their addiction every April 20th, and this behaviour is so pathetic that it's sad. You must have a seriously boring, aimless and uninteresting life if you actually derive pleasure from celebrating your love for getting high every single day. And you guys actually wonder who society looks down upon you.

"I'm all for legalizing weed. However, I still think that people who celebrate the fact that they are drug users are pieces of shit. If you smoke every day, you shouldn't be proud of that. You should feel bad that you have a dependency on something. You're a fucking addict." - Adam Buckley (A Dose Of Buckley)

Stoner by TT454 April 11, 2015

stoner 

1.Mental retard that smokes pot or wutever and wastes their life by getting high all the time. They think rock music is awesome for some reason also.

2.Kids at my school that think theyre cool by getting in trouble a lot, smoking pot, and listen to rock. They also write poser stuff on desks.

1.Stoonnneers liiiike rullle maaaan... wanna listen to like... acdc or sumthin....???

2.
cool kid 1:did u see that wrting on the desk made by some retarded poser stoner? it said "sex drugs and rock and roll, speed weed and birth control. To all you preps who think you're cool, suck my dick bitch stoners rule"

cool kid 2:yeah it was really queer

stoner by Dylans cool May 4, 2005

stoner 

A.K.A. loser
Their idea of having fun is getting so messed up that they can't remember the fact that they are fat, ugly, a loser, gay, or just a sorry excuse for a human being

Straight edgers rock. Stoners are losers who have no purpose in life.

stoner by sXeforlife June 11, 2005

stoner 

a term for anyone who enjoys the effects of one or more drugs enough to repeat the use of that drug or drugs.

you cannot write any less vague definition for the millions of stoners in this world. Some are good, some are bad.

stoner by honorstudent/stoner July 7, 2006

Stoner 

Someone that laughs alot, and really doesn't give a fuck what's going on around them. They just stare at the stupid people around them while eating brownies, drinking Mountain Dew and laughing they're asses off at people who aren't high. They have the amazing ability to entertain others around them with the crazy shit that they say.

Stupid fucker: "Look at those dumbasses over there."
Cool guy: "Your just mad that they're stoners and your not"
Another Guy: "Look at them sit over there laughing at us, they're so happy."

Stoner by Smokey2012 October 9, 2011