1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
Get the turd squirtmug. The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
by TMizzle September 4, 2008
Get the squirt corkmug. by kookieDUHH June 2, 2010
Get the squirt boxmug. Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.
Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
by spankington October 19, 2008
Get the curry squirtsmug. The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkakke on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
Get the squirt bukkakkemug. The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkake on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
Get the squirt bukkakemug. Squirter dimples also known as the ‘dimples of Venus‘ (Venus was the Roman God of beauty) are one of the ‘tell tale’ signs that you could have an easily orgasmic woman on your hands and it should be easy to to make her squirt.
It is suggested that the dimples occur naturally on many women who have healthy body mass indices and muscle tone as well as strong sexual energy.
Tension, stress, shame and fear will all reduce the visibility of the dimples and are all emotions that will likely inhibit her squirting potential.
That isn’t to say that women who don’t have the dimples can’t squirt, it’s just they probably won’t be able to squirt as easily, or they will need more orgasmic potential massage, or to find a way to reduce the stress in their lives and eat more healthily before they unlock their full squirting orgasmic potential.
It is suggested that the dimples occur naturally on many women who have healthy body mass indices and muscle tone as well as strong sexual energy.
Tension, stress, shame and fear will all reduce the visibility of the dimples and are all emotions that will likely inhibit her squirting potential.
That isn’t to say that women who don’t have the dimples can’t squirt, it’s just they probably won’t be able to squirt as easily, or they will need more orgasmic potential massage, or to find a way to reduce the stress in their lives and eat more healthily before they unlock their full squirting orgasmic potential.
by The O.G. Dimpps April 19, 2019
Get the squirt dimplesmug.