Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

squirmish

Noun: A state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state that isn't quite a war.

Is Libya at War or is it a ‘Squirmish’? - Sarah Palin

by dctrpunda April 25, 2011

Squirting

The act of sending music to another persons zune

Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting

by VeryGoodwithWords April 4, 2021

Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.

jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.

by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016

squirmish

adj. Cautious because of a feeling of disgust or nausea

n. A conflict, the severity and extent of which is not properly identified; a military action variously and sporadically described as a war, intervention, police action, etc.
Coined in this sense by Sarah Palin, misspeaking the word "skirmish"

"I haven't heard the president say that we are at war, and that's why I, too, am not knowing, do we use the term "intervention," do we use "war," do we use "squirmish"? What is it?"
- Sarah Palin on Fox News Channel, March 29th, 2011

by ChunAsperEndao April 16, 2011

Squidding

The process of using your hands to make and upward grasping motion to implement sexual pleasure of the penis and or vagina.

At this very moment Nikjarieas is squidding his penis in his bathroom.

by Iodydingus May 30, 2017