The Squidward 

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

The Squidward by Flealan February 23, 2008

inward squidward 

When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.

"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."

inward squidward by ffdp February 1, 2017

Twerk squidward 

no what is that too handsome oh my gosh oh no oh my God pls mr squidward SHAKE IT FASTER

He is soooooo sexy Twerk squidward

Twerk squidward by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020

Dirty Squidward 

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

Dirty Squidward by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Risky Squidward 

When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.

“Chad and I tried the Risky Squidward last night and he won… he frosted me like a cake.”

Risky Squidward by SlapRackBang March 16, 2022

Handsome squidward

his really handsome gets all the octopussy

handsome squidward gets all the octopussy

Handsome squidward by Eating ur mom all day July 25, 2018

Hey Squidward 

Something that SpongeBob says to annoy Squidward in the episode "Employee of the Month". You can usually annoy Squidward on "Annoy Squidward Day", which is on either January 15 of February 15.

Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.

Hey Squidward by waypastsponge October 16, 2023