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Spelunking

When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".
"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"
by Mike/Nick/Alberta Dan November 10, 2008
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spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick
Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts
by Iamtheother September 11, 2011
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This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.
I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know
by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009
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splunker

when a man shits between a womans breast (in her cleavage)
In their spare time, peter pettis and his mother exchange splunkers
by peter pettis's car blows June 1, 2004
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spelunkadelic

ass you would like to spelunk like Alan Quartermaine and the King Solomon Mines, except what your digging for is brown not gold and isn't worth a whole hell of a lot. however it is only a spelunkadelic ass if they are wearing disco trousers or have in there possession 5 lbs of fresh peanuts!
"wow! look at that wildebeast of a woman over there, she's only got one leg, she has more hair than a bear, but that ass sure is spelunkadelic.
by bizz March 5, 2004
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spelunking

To pick one's nose.
Barry "I just caught Johnny spelunking, man, he was knuckle deep."
by Neo June 15, 2003
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