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captain sandy vag

An everyday mood that resembles that of when a female gets sand in her vagina.
Damn! Vannessa is making me into a Captain Sandy Vag!
by Jrk459er November 29, 2006
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Sandy Vagina

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.
Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.
by gAZI March 24, 2003
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spandex

This is something i recomend especially when your playing contacts sport.A spandex are basically tights you wear underneath your shorts when playing ruthless sports like rugby and aussie rules because if you wear boxers your balls might hang off the side and that could creep people out.
Mate1:"Dude i think you should get some spandex im kinda getting sick of looking at that thing."

Mate2: "Oh Ya Reckon!? Yeh man i think your right. i was getting tired of people looking down my balls all the time."
by dufus08 April 8, 2008
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sandy koufax

as a male is about to climax during rear entry doggy style, he pulls out, cums in his left hand, and says (in a sports announcer like voice) "now pitching, Sandy Koufax." as the female (if you're straight; this move doesn't discriminate against homosexuals - after all it is 2008) turns to see what is going on, to her surprise a face full of cum is thrown in her face

*there is a lot more credibility in this move if you are Jewish. Sandy Koufax was a Hall of Fame pitcher. yes, he was left handed and he was Jewish.

this is very similar to the spiderman only with a different delivery. it also resembles the plethora of other ones that start from behind and end with a surprised receiver with cum in their face. the right handed version of this move is called the Tom Seaver, who was also a Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.

however, unlike the other moves that end with cum in someone's face, this one is not demeaning and, with the right sense of humor (on the account of both parties) it can be a laugh for everyone involved. okay, maybe it is a little demeaning.
"I pitched a great game in the sack last night, but I had to call in Sandy Koufax to close it out."
by TDNino April 19, 2008
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Sandy

Being beyond beautiful,amazing,funny,and perfect that there had to be a new word made for it called Sandy
Youre so sandy (:
by matthewr1029130 March 30, 2013
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spandau ballet

Spandau Prison in Europe housed many prisoners including World War II Nazi prisoners. When these prisoners were hanged the swinging of the dead body was called the Spandau Ballet.
That SS officer did a nice Spandau Ballet at his hanging.

The musical group Spandau Ballet took their name from this chilling term.
by layton59 August 5, 2007
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Scandy

adj. Scandi, Scandies

People of northern Europe consisting of Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. Finland and Iceland are often included in the region, especially in political relationships.

They are usually know for their blond hair, blue eyes and white skin, though it is actually known by people from within Scandinavia that a lot of Scandies get tan very easily.

Fun fact: Most Scandies' hair which isn't blond, changes color to blond in the summer, due to extra exposing of sunlight.
Man, I wish I was a Scandy too!
by AudaciousSam July 20, 2011
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