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Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.
by RammerSTi October 15, 2023
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Statementify

Re-wording a question into a statement.
I am going to statementify the essay question, to use as my thesis statement.
by Man_Person March 16, 2024
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Spaceman

That one fella who "spaces" out when in motion (basically - people in autopilot)
Doublesman1: "Yo bro, yuh pack d spoons & ting right?"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
by DRChadThundercunt January 23, 2025
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Skatement

Like making a statement, but through skateboarding. When you land a weird, creative, or unexpected trick that stands out, that’s a skatement. Similar to a statement piece in fashion, but on a board.
Nah dude did you really do a casper slide thats a SKATEMENT!!
by Skatement guy March 26, 2025
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Salementem

The wicked intention, or 'dirty mind' (from Latin 'mentem' and French 'salement'), behind actions that appear to be beneficial or necessary to the public.

It is primarily used to describe the malicious financial greed of corporations, insurance companies, banks, and governments who feign concern while ruthlessly enacting policies designed to bleed the marginalized and working class dry for profit.
The CEO stated that mass layoffs were necessary due to 'market corrections,' but we all know that decision was driven by pure, unadulterated Salementem.
by Lexicon_Fiend December 10, 2025
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sandwich statement

a comment made that does not pertain to anything intelligent.
"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement
by dicklick101 October 24, 2009
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Tiny Spaceman Zombie

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.
What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 9, 2010
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