soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine

Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet

by @obvsllly February 28, 2022

Soviet Union

The greatest and most flourishing country to ever exist with the best military of its time one of the best economies believe it or not and the numerous inventions the ussr remains the reason why eastern Europe is as developed and armed as it is the country was mostly good except for Stalin who killed millions would still exist today if the communist Party kept its grip unlike Gorbachev

The Soviet Union is the greatest and most flourishing society to ever exist

by Ussr 2023 April 10, 2023

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020