Mech Soviet

A huge asshole that I've been friends with for a while

Me: Hey soviet
Mech Soviet: *Either says something racists or funny*

by Lieut November 29, 2021

peng soviet

A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.

Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.

by Fickle Author December 24, 2018

soviet pigeon

Putin, Stalin, and Kim Jong Un's leader.

jim: Stalin is a proud worshiper of the soviet pigeon

by myfriendputin December 13, 2017

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016

The Soviet Union

The motherland. Our only hope. Our pride and joy. The embodiment of happiness

I love the Soviet Union.

by Leninsupportgrouppies549 March 13, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022