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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
mugGet the Brain smoothiemug.

noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.
by cbanowsky October 1, 2012
mugGet the noob smoothiemug.

Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
mugGet the Smoothie Slapmug.

spilt smoothie

Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.
by the machine 9322 September 27, 2017
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Hodkiewicz smoothie

Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled
Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves
by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022
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raspberry smoothie

When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.
My love made me a full English, and a raspberry smoothie it was very nutritional.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
mugGet the raspberry smoothiemug.

Sauerkraut Smoothie

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.
Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)
by AxisRadio August 6, 2021
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