The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.
Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.
by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020
Get the Nigerian smoothiemug. Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled
by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022
Get the Hodkiewicz smoothiemug. The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021
Get the Coconut Smoothiemug. noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
by cbanowsky October 1, 2012
Get the noob smoothiemug. A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
Get the Smoothie Slapmug. When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
Get the raspberry smoothiemug. Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.
Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)
by AxisRadio August 6, 2021
Get the Sauerkraut Smoothiemug.