smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Smearnoff Pap Smear

variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.

by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006

Full auto onion smear

When you slip some laxities in your girls onion for dinner and convince her to have sex and your giving it to her in the ass while we proceeds to shit on you in a full auto

“What did you do last night marshall”
“ I gave this hooker the full auto onion smear!”

by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022

Full auto onion smear

When you slip a laxities in someone’s onion and convince them to have sex and decide to put it in the ass unleashing a full auto onion smear

“What did you do last night marshall?”
“I gave my boyfriend a full auto onion smear!”

by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022

might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

by michael foolsley December 2, 2020

might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

by michael foolsley December 3, 2020

Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance

Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist

by Heyitsj000 April 8, 2019