When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.
by Guy Feiri December 1, 2017
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Get the spilt smoothie mug.a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
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Get the Smoothie poser mug.When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
Get the raspberry smoothie mug.noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
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Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)
by AxisRadio August 6, 2021
Get the Sauerkraut Smoothie mug.Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.
I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
by Just call me Job September 27, 2010
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