Sloppy Dallas

When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of chip dip.

Bobette: Hey, ya want a Sloppy Dallas?
Bob: What the hell is a Sloppy Dallas?
Bobette: Here, I'll show you. *proceeds to fill mouth with dip*

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sloppy dallas

when you get your dick sucked by a girl/guy who has packed a fat lip of dip before suckin you off

dooo- ayo soup you finna give me a sloppy dallas tonight?
soup- hell yea i’ve been waitin months for you to say that

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When a girl packs a lip full of dip and sucks you off

Bro 1:“Hey bro, a girl gave me a wild sloppy Dallas last night, I still have dip on my dick.”
Bro 2:“Was she a sloppy slut?”

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Giving a blowjob with a lip full of dip.

“I saw Travis giving Darrel a sloppy Dallas in the back of the old pickup.”

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If you are reading this you know where is came from if not..
A Sloppy Dallas Is a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

"I never want a Sloppy Dallas, too much dip for my dick.." says TheDooo.

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When your sister packs a fat lip and gives you a blowjob

Hey Cleetus, my sister made me a real nice sloppy dallas the other day.

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A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Bro last weekend I went muddin with my girlfriend and then she gave me a sloppy Dallas!

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