Sloppy boot

A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.

I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.

by Deputy Red August 21, 2017

[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009

sloppy pippin

Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm

When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin

by Evilelf March 27, 2004

Sloppy Dropps

An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.

My freind Drags was so hammered last night, he was Sloppy Dropps

by TPK4life June 10, 2011

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.

That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019