sleeping bag pussy

When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.

Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.

by Mike -Hunt January 16, 2008

Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

Sleeping Together

Having a spiritual union of sleeping through the class together in a collective way.

The classroom was sleeping together at the 19th Century Poetry class.

by INDEKILLA April 11, 2018

Sleeping

1.) The Second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you

1.) Yea...Sleeping was fun
2.) OH YEA...Sleeping with Carly tonight

by Thad Badassle July 5, 2011

sleeping

a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

i was sleeping when i heard a large crash

by jess543 November 1, 2005

sleeping together

When two people are engaging in sexual intercourse

Jessica: So, are you sleeping together?
Angela: Yeah... But keep it quiet, I don't want everyone to know that I'm having sex with Jack

by thegirlintheflowertattoo July 26, 2012

awaken a sleeping giant

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.

Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004